
Inception
A sci-fi thriller that folds dreams like origami.
Apr 15, 2025 | Jamie Blaze
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Sci-Fi Thriller Mind-Bender
Mary’s Movie…
When You Fall Asleep Inside a Dream Inside a Dream
Man, Inception isn’t just a movie — it’s like someone broke into my brain while I was napping and filmed the whole thing. Watching it high? It’s a full-body experience. I kept asking myself if I was still on the couch, or if somehow I’d been pulled into Leonardo DiCaprio’s deep, confusing mind-spiral. Dreams inside dreams? Bro. That’s just Tuesday night for me.
Folding Reality Like a Taco
There’s this scene where Paris folds in half like a tortilla shell, and I swear I could feel it happening in my brain. Like, my neurons were trying to do origami. The visuals were so crisp and shiny it was almost overwhelming — every little reflection, every ripple of dream logic — it all felt way too real. I spilled my popcorn because I was trying to grab a staircase that wasn’t even there.
“You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.”
— Eames, professional dream thief and vibe architect
Layers, Bro. Layers on Layers.
Every time they dropped into another dream level, I felt like I was diving deeper into my own mind. It’s like trying to peel an onion while the onion peels you back. And don’t even get me started on that spinning top at the end. I was like:
- Is it gonna fall?
- Is this real life?
- Am I just a dream inside Christopher Nolan’s brain?
I had to sit for ten minutes staring at my own hand to make sure it was still attached.
Final Thoughts
Inception when high is like playing 4D chess against your own subconscious. I give it a 4.5 out of 5 — the missing half-point is because I’m still not convinced I’m awake. If you’re gonna watch it elevated, just… make sure your totem is nearby, bro.
Jane’s Joint…
Strain: White Rabbit
Type: Hybrid (Gummy Edibles)
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Okay so — White Rabbit. First of all, how perfect is that name for a movie about layered realities? I took one of these gummies about 30 minutes before the movie started and when the opening music hit, I was like: “Oh. We’re already in the dream.”
This strain doesn’t knock you sideways — it slides you into a lucid dream with your eyes open. I could feel the thoughts in my brain doing that little hallway-spin from the movie. I was extremely chill but also mentally climbing infinite staircases that led to nowhere. And somehow, I was cool with that.
The gummies tasted like candied mystery, and they kicked in soft — no heavy head or body crash, just a weird sense that time had started folding in on itself. I blinked, and 20 minutes passed. Or maybe it was 3 seconds. I still don’t know.
Best moment? When Arthur started fighting those dudes in the rotating hallway, and I tried to sit up and ended up sideways. White Rabbit made the whole thing feel like I was getting kicked awake in slow motion — except I liked it.
Solid 4.7 stars. Great for sci-fi that’s visually clever and mentally bendy. Just make sure you leave breadcrumbs to find your way back out.